Monday, December 11, 2006

War On Santa. Well, a prominent part of Santa.

Take a look at the bottle here. If you were a kid, would you want to drink that? You bet. Nothing appeals to kids like Santa's enormous ass.

Fortunately in Maine, parents are absolved of the responsibility to monitor their children's drinking habits, as Santa's Butt Winter Porter has been banned in the state. Santa is sort of the Joe Camel of booze in Maine.

But when, I say, when will the War on Christmas beer end?