So, would YOU call the cops?

This story from the Fort Smith Times Record: a man reported to police that someone broke into his garage and stole two six packs of beer, then left marijuana in his fridge with a note saying "God made weed, man made beer -Who do you trust?"

So, ok, I go to the garage, open my fridge for my favorite beverage, and I am greeted with a bag of weed with some crazy philosophical question. I would think, "Is this dude calling god a stoner?" I think people go to hell for that kind of stuff.

Then, of course, I would immediately call the cops. Seriously. Stop laughing.